(Source: textfromdog)
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
(Source: tonkswyrda, via mcgonabamf)
| teacher: | its time to watch a movie |
|---|---|
| students: | yay |
| teacher: | bill nye the science guy |
| students: | YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU |
| a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song |
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.
(Source: glasgows, via nessunaresa)
I bought the program at Paul’s concert. It was kinda like a magazine and it was all about Paul and the tour. I came across this and had to post it here.
*sobs*
CRYCRY
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Dalek relaxation tape for humans.
I’M FUCKING SOBBING
Oh god, I actually tried following along, but there is no way.
I’m laughing way too hard.
FUCK
FUCK
(Source: timelordintraining, via withasideofepic)




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