THIS IS SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET AND I KNOW PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT BUT I MEAN IT
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
i want to lay down on a nice patch of grass where it’s very, very quiet and not have anyone touch me or look at me or acknowledge that i exist, and i want that to be my life for a little while. just for a little while. just for ten or so years.